The rules to the musical survey? Put your music player on shuffle. Answer each question using the first few lines of the song lyrics only. Put the song you got the lyrics from in parantheses so we know!

1. When you met the person you now love, what happened?:
"I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders/From the Dardanelles to the mountains of Peru/But there's no place like London"
(No Place Like London -- Sweeney Todd)

2. What did you say when you first woke up?:
"I think I'm gonna be sad/I think it's today, yeah/The girl that's driving me mad/Is going away"
(Ticket To Ride -- The Beatles)

3. What are your religious beliefs?:
"When I find myself in times of trouble/Mother Mary comes to me/Speaking words of wisdom/Let it be"
(Let It Be -- The Beatles)

4. Did you realize anything today?:
"Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the hidden paw/For he's a master criminal who can defy the law/He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the flying squad's despair/And when you reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there"
(Macavity: The Mystery Cat -- Cats)

5. What do you need right now?:
"Day after day I'm more confused/Yet I look for the light through the pouring rain/You know that's a game that I hate to lose/And I'm feeling the strain/Ain't it a shame"
(Drift Away -- Dobie Gray)

6. What's your favorite food?:
"Madder than a madman and bored to the core/Minute hand crawling, can't take it any more"
(Runnin' For the Red Light -- Meat Loaf)

7. How are you feeling today?:
"What a beautiful moment/The truth comes out at last/Once your heart would own me forever/Then this passed"
(You Don't Love Me -- Matthew Sweet)

8. What do you want to do today?:
"I've just seen a face/I can't forget the time or place where we just met/She's just the girl for me/And I want all the world to see we've met"
(I've Just Seen a Face -- Across the Universe)

9. What do you think people will say at your funeral?:
"She's not a girl who misses much/Do do do do do do/Oh yeah/She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand/Like a lizard on a windowpane"
(Happiness is a Warm Gun -- The Beatles)

10. What is your biggest fear?:
"I'm way over there, why you standing so far/It's cold in my heart, get closer, closer/Way over there, why you standing so far/It's cold in my heart, get closer, closer"
(Get Closer -- Left From Right)

12. What are you thinking of right now?:
"Young Emily was fair lady bright, she loved her diver boy/Who sailed over the ocean to gather up some gold/Seven long years returning, his money for to show/He'd been sailing o'er the main/Down in the lowland, low"
(Diver Boy -- Natalie Merchant)

13. What's your favorite color?:
"Driving home to be with you/The highway's divided, the city's in view/As usual I'm almost on time/You're the last thing that's on my mind"
(Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel/Hidden Sun -- Barenaked Ladies)

14. Are you up-to-date with things?:
"She haunted many a low resort/Near the grimy road of Tottenham Court/She flitted about the no-man's-land/From the rising sun to the friend at hand"
(Grizabella The Glamour Cat -- Cats)

15. Describe your looks to us:
"Now you say you're lonely/You cry the long night through/Well you can cry me a river/Cry me a river/I cried a river for you"
(Cry Me A River -- Julie London)

16. If I left, what would you do?:
"You never give me your money/You only give me your funny papers/And in the middle of negotiations/You break down"
(You Never Give Me Your Money -- The Beatles)

17. What's the best advice anyone has ever given you?
"I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel/You were talking so brave and so sweet/Giving me head on the unmade bed/While the limousines wait in the street"
(Chelsea Hotel #2 -- Leonard Cohen)

18. When someone yells at you, what do you say?:
"No more talk of darkness/Forget these wide-eyed fears/I'm here, nothing can harm you/My words will warm and calm you"
(All I Ask Of You -- John Barrowman and Claire Moore)

19. What question do you want to ask someone?
"I do not need (does not need)/A microphone (a microphone)/My voice is fucking (fucking)/Powerful"
(Master Exploder -- Tenacious D)

20. Last but not least, what do you think of people?:
"Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup/They slither while they pass, they slip away/Across the universe/Pools of sorrow, waves of joy/Are drifting through my opened mind/Caressing and possessing me"
(Across the Universe -- The Beatles

Do you have the guts take this survey?
You betcha.

Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No. No. Abso--no. What? No. That's RIDICULOUS.

Abortion: for or against it?
For. Sometimes it's the best option.

Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
I think it would fail with the WRONG female president.

Do you believe in the death penalty?
Not really, no. I don't like that concept of an eye for an eye.

Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I think that if they can justify cigarettes being legal, they can sure as hell justify marijuana being legal.

Are you for or against premarital sex?
For. I think it's pretty much necessary.

Do you believe in God?
Yes.

Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
ABSOLUTELY. WHY IS THIS EVEN BEING DISCUSSED.

Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the country?
I don't think it's wrong. I think it's wrong that it's illegal, but I don't think it's wrong.

A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. If my twelve-year-old daughter were pregnant, I'd push her down the damn stairs myself. The target demographic of Twilight should not be parents.

Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No, absolutely not. Kids are stupid.

Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It's not that simple. But generally, yes.

Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Not really. Maybe. Depends. I think euthanasia should be legalized, but assisted suicide is different.

Do you believe in spanking children?
Not really, no.

Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure! It's just cloth.

Who do you think would be a better president: McCain or Obama?
Obama. So glad he won.

Do you think Obama will be killed?
No. <3

Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves?
No, I don't think so.

Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Not afraid, no.

I'm trying to get a friend to join dA (because he does art and writes and stuff and I think it'd be good for him), but he's skeptical about the amount of constructive criticism he'd recieve. I don't really know what to tell him, because while I don't recieve a lot of constructive criticism, I don't really want any.

So, my question is this: If I were to ask for constructive criticism, would I get it from you?

Life: Shuffled Music Player
(Turn Your Music Player on shuffle and answer w/ songs)

Random
Your Name Is?:
Bohemian Rhapsody -- Queen
[always a good start.]

How Old Are You?:
The Fool On The Hill -- The Beatles

I Am Labeled What?:
Never Gonna Give You Up (Dick Roll'd mix) -- Looking For Group
[geek. That means geek.]

Do You Think You're Messed Up?:
I Like You -- Morrissey
[you're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why, this is why I like you]

Your Family Thinks You Are?:
All You Need Is Love -- The Beatles

Friends think you are?:
Bengali In Platforms -- Morrissey
[life is hard enough when you belong here]

Teachers (Past or Present) Think You Are?:
The Rebel Jesus -- The Chieftains
[oh shucks.]

Strangers Say To You:
Kesenai Tsumi -- Nana Kitade
[something in Japanese. I don't know.]

Your Mom:
Cacheevo -- Sean Cullen
[hahahahaha.]

What song do you listen to when you're bored?:
All I Ask of You -- John Barrowman

Happy?:
A Hard Day's Night -- The Beatles

Sad?:
Good Morning Good Morning -- The Beatles
[a bit, yes. It's cheerful and makes me happy.]

Excited?:
You're The Best Around -- Joe Esposito
[HECK. YES.]

Lazy?:
Santa Fe -- Rent
[heck yeah.]

Paranoid:
Machine -- Josh Groban
[that'd be kind of awful.]

People are:
Little Red Light -- Fountains of Wayne
[increasingly more dependent on technology?]

Everyday is:
I Feel Fantastic -- Jonathan Coulton
[hehehe.]

Right Now You Are:
Don't Let Go -- Bryan Adams with Sarah McLachlan
[kind of yes. kind of very yes. <333]

I Wish I Was:
The Worst Pies in London -- Sweeney Todd
[as intimidating as Mrs. Lovett.]

Candy Is:
Life -- Our Lady Peace
[HAHAHA YES]

Love Is:
Memory -- Cats
[ that's not good...]

You Like:
I Want It All -- Queen
[heckyes.]

Are You In A Relationship?:
Maggie Mae -- The Beatles
[dirty Maggie Mae]

If You've Ever Been In Love, How Was It:
I'm Not That Girl -- Wicked
[this, actually. ]

Girls Or Guys?:
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) -- They Might Be Giants
[if Istanbul here means "the ladies" and Constantinople means "boy-types", then yes.]

Why did you join this site?
I wanted somewhere to put my poetry.

What does your username have to do with you?
Scaramouche is a character from We Will Rock You (Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?), and 16 was my age when I made this account. I think.

What is your current icon?
Something I whipped up in Photoshop because I thought "OHCRAP I NEED AN ICON".

How many watchers do you have and how many people are you currently watching?
I watch 29 people, and 22 people watch me. Whoa.

Do you have more than one account?
Nope. I just don't have that much output.

Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
, , , and so many more.

What deviantS do you admire because of their personality?
, , , but they are also very good artists.

How many people on here do you actually know in reality?
I know a couple. , ... there's more, but I don't feel like naming the rest. Those are the main ones.

Do you comment, fave, or both?
I try to comment when I fave, but sometimes I'm just the phantom faver.

What do you typically post on deviantart?
Poetry. 'Nuff said.

Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?
No, not really.

What is your most popular deviation?
Most viewed: For Daniel, With Love
Most faved: Self-Imposed Insomnia
Most commented: For Daniel, With Love
The strange thing is, neither of those are very good!

What's your favorite submission in your favorites gallery?
Oh man. I have no idea. Probably "Amber", or "out of every moment bubbles calamity".

What are the things you wish you could draw better?
I don't draw, so.

Are you a subscriber?
Nope!

How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
Not many!

Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
I'm pretty fast.

What is your favorite emoticon?
Don't really have one. I'm not an emoticon user.

What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
People don't generally ask me things.

What is the most annoying comment you get?
I dunno. I like all my comments. EXCEPT THAT ONE when this random girl said I was "truly terrible" and I believe called me a "gaylord". I may be making the gaylord part up, but she definitely said I was terrible.

What inspires you?
Music and people. Dreams, sometimes. Books. Other poems. STUFF, I DUNNO.

Do you use any traditional media?
I write most of my poems down by hand in a notebook, generally.

Have you ever suggested a Daily Deviation?
Nope. I don't know how!

Everyone has considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?
Yes, because I had no watchers or comments and I felt like I was shouting into a gaping void. But then people started commenting and watching and it was nice.